First of all dummy, it's LURED not ALLURED.......second of all, you
aren't a real man until you've lost tens of thousands of dollars in
one day.

Finally, i don't know if your greatest accomplishment out there in the
midwest was scoring a touchdown in a big game in high school, or maybe
it was marrying your cousin who was the prom queen in 1997.......but
when you build a company that has a market cap of 400B and operates in
every sector in every country in the world, THEN YOU CAN CALL THEM
CRAPPY.....but until then, keep your job changing oil at the local
generic jiffyLube.