> ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say "I Love You!"
> 'Tho some say your affections are so short,
> And often times you leave me feeling blue,
> Always I return for you, Love to court.

> When I gaze up into the darkest nights,
> I feel you shining like the brightest day,
> You have the most beautiful satellites,
> Is there really anything more to say?

> The content of your heart I do Love best,
> The apple of my eye, prettiest one.
> Streaming Love you're so different from the rest,
> Warming millions like the life giving sun.

>      My Love for you Girl is forever long,
>      The proof is in the pudding and this song!

> The Commentary:

> 1. "~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say 'I Love You!' "

>         ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is the personification of SIRIUS XM RADIO,
> for which this sonnet was written. She is infinite space.

> 2. " 'Tho some say your affections are so short,"

>         I Love you even though you are volatile and the target of short
> sellers (this has now changed drastically (the short count, not my
> Love)).

> 3. "And often times you leave me feeling blue,"

>         I Love you even though you tease me with your highs and lows. Leaving
> me with the emotional blues, or with the physical discomfort of blue
> balls.

> 4. "Always I return for you, Love to court."

>         I Love you and will always return to you, as investor, subscriber,
> listener.

> 5. "When I gaze up into the darkest nights,"

>         Nuit is the Egyptian sky goddess who is usually depicted as a naked
> woman who is covered with stars and is arching on all fours, often
> identified with the night sky, who nourishes the world. She coddles
> our satellites and protects them.

> 6. "I feel you shining like the brightest day,"

>         The vibrancy and radiance of your energy shines a light on the
> darkest nights and deepest corners of the unconscious.

> 7. "You have the most beautiful satellites"

>         The satellites being part of the physical aspect of SIRI, the FM-5
> satellite launched this year being one of the most technologically
> advanced satellites in space.

> 8. "Is there really anything more to say?"

>         Valuing the company on the physical aspect  alone would be as
> superficial as judging a women on her lovely breasts alone. There
> should be a deeper connection.

> 9. "The content of your heart I do Love best"

>         That deeper connection being the intellectual relationship with SIRI
> due to the superior audio content she provides. The best music, talk,
> news, sports, comedy and kid shows on radio. Crystal clear and coast
> to coast.

> 10. "The apple of my eye, prettiest one."

>         For the reasons above and below, I consider SIRI to be the best radio
> on radio, and award her a Golden Apple, engraved with the letter "K,"
> for the Greek word "Kallisti," which translates "to the fairest/ most
> beautiful."This may cause much discord and jealousy among other less
> profitable radio and media companies, whose inferior and dissonant
> alternatives and poor business model will leave them bankrupt of
> everything.

>         I suppose the letter "K" could also represent our fearless leader,
> Mel Karmazin, who navigated our SIRI ship through the most tumultuous,
> tempestuous seas in a time of great economic despair.

> 11. "Streaming Love, you're so different from the rest,"

>         The content SIRI streams through satellites and WIFI is of a
> benevolent, loving, nature, conscious of the needs of it's listeners.
> An example being the live broadcast of Phish's Festival 8 Concert on
> Halloween Weekend. Three days and eight sets of music to be enjoyed
> live, for those who were not lucky enough to be at the THE8TRE in the
> flesh.

> 12. "Warming millions like the life giving sun"

>         Referencing the 18.5 million (and growing) subscribers who feel that
> SIRIUS XM RADIO enhances their lives.

> 13. "My Love for you Girl is forever long"

>         This speaks of that fact that my relationship with SIRI is that of a
> long term investment, rather than being a day trader or shorter.

>         Or it could be descriptive of the long, bouncing boner I get when
> listening to the female DJ's on the Jam On Channel, for example.

> 14. "The proof is in the pudding and this song!"

>         The proof of my Love for ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is in the pudding we
> make when I Stir Her Pot, or in the fact that I took the time to write
> this sonnet, or song.

> Let us go and sing it on the mountain!

> LONG SIRI

> ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say "I Love You!"
> 'Tho some say your affections are so short,
> And often times you leave me feeling blue,
> Always I return for you, Love to court.

> When I gaze up into the darkest nights,
> I feel you shining like the brightest day,
> You have the most beautiful satellites,
> Is there really anything more to say?

> The content of your heart I do Love best,
> The apple of my eye, prettiest one.
> Streaming Love you're so different from the rest,
> Warming millions like the life giving sun.

> My Love for you Girl is forever long,
> The proof is in the pudding and this song!

> The Commentary:

> 1. "~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say 'I Love You!' "

> ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is the personification of SIRIUS XM RADIO, for
> whom this sonnet was written. She is infinite space.

> 2. " 'Tho some say your affections are so short,"

> I Love you even though you are volatile and the target of short
> sellers (this has now changed drastically (the short count, not my
> Love)).

> 3. "And often times you leave me feeling blue,"

> I Love you even though you tease me with your highs and lows. Leaving
> me with the emotional blues, or with the physical discomfort of blue
> balls.

> 4. "Always I return for you, Love to court."

> I Love you and will always return to you; as investor, subscriber,
> listener.

> 5. "When I gaze up into the darkest nights,"

> Nuit is the Egyptian sky goddess who is usually depicted as a naked
> woman who is covered with stars and is arching on all fours, often
> identified with the night sky, who nourishes the world. She coddles
> our satellites and protects them.

> 6. "I feel you shining like the brightest day,"

> The vibrancy and radiance of your energy shines a light on the darkest
> nights and the deepest corners of the unconscious.

> 7. "You have the most beautiful satellites"

> The satellites being part of the physical aspect of SIRI, the FM-5
> satellite launched this year being one of the most technologically
> advanced satellites in space.

> 8. "Is there really anything more to say?"

> Valuing the company on the physical aspect alone would be as
> superficial as judging a women on her lovely breasts alone. There
> should be a deeper connection.

> 9. "The content of your heart I do Love best"

> That deeper connection being the intellectual relationship with SIRI
> due to the superior audio content she provides. The best music, talk,
> news, sports, comedy and kid shows on radio. Crystal clear and coast
> to coast.

> 10. "The apple of my eye, prettiest one."

> For the reasons above and below, I consider SIRI to be the best radio
> on radio, and award her a Golden Apple, engraved with the letter "K,"
> for the Greek word "Kallisti," which translates "to the fairest/most
> beautiful." This may cause much discord and jealousy among other less
> profitable radio and media companies, whose inferior and dissonant
> alternatives and poor business model will leave them bankrupt of
> everything.

> I suppose the letter "K" could also represent our fearless leader and
> CEO, Mel Karmazin, who navigated our SIRI ship through the most
> tumultuous, tempestuous seas in a time of great economic despair.

> 11. "Streaming Love, you're so different from the rest,"

> The content SIRI streams through satellites and WIFI is of a
> benevolent, loving nature, conscious of the needs of it's listeners.
> An example being the live broadcast of Phish's Festival 8 Concert on
> Halloween Weekend on the Jam On channel. Three days and eight sets of
> music to be enjoyed live, for those who were not lucky enough to be at
> the THE8TRE in the flesh.

> 12. "Warming millions like the life giving sun"

> Referencing the 18.5 million (and growing) subscribers who feel that
> SIRIUS XM RADIO enhances their lives.

> 13. "My Love for you Girl is forever long"

> This speaks of that fact that my relationship with SIRI is that of a
> long term investor, rather than being a day trader or shorter.

> Or it could be descriptive of the long, bouncing boner I get when
> listening to the female DJ's on the Jam On Channel, for example.

> 14. "The proof is in the pudding and this song!"

> The proof of my Love for ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is in the pudding we
> make when I Stir Her Pot, or in the fact that I took the time to write
> this sonnet, or song.

> Let us go and sing it on the mountain!

> LONG SIRI

> On Nov 6, 8:51 pm, BardO Sirius <bardosir...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > The Sonnet:

> > ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say "I Love You!"
> > 'Tho some say your affections are so short,
> > And often times you leave me feeling blue,
> > Always I return for you, Love to court.

> > When I gaze up into the darkest nights,
> > I feel you shining like the brightest day,
> > You have the most beautiful satellites,
> > Is there really anything more to say?

> > The content of your heart I do Love best,
> > The apple of my eye, prettiest one.
> > Streaming Love you're so different from the rest,
> > Warming millions like the life giving sun.

> >      My Love for you Girl is forever long,
> >      The proof is in the pudding and this song!

> > The Commentary:

> > 1. "~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ I write to say 'I Love You!' "

> >         ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is the personification of SIRIUS XM RADIO,
> > for which this sonnet was written. She is infinite space.

> > 2. " 'Tho some say your affections are so short,"

> >         I Love you even though you are volatile and the target of short
> > sellers (this has now changed drastically (the short count, not my
> > Love)).

> > 3. "And often times you leave me feeling blue,"

> >         I Love you even though you tease me with your highs and lows. Leaving
> > me with the emotional blues, or with the physical discomfort of blue
> > balls.

> > 4. "Always I return for you, Love to court."

> >         I Love you and will always return to you, as investor, subscriber,
> > listener.

> > 5. "When I gaze up into the darkest nights,"

> >         Nuit is the Egyptian sky goddess who is usually depicted as a naked
> > woman who is covered with stars and is arching on all fours, often
> > identified with the night sky, who nourishes the world. She coddles
> > our satellites and protects them.

> > 6. "I feel you shining like the brightest day,"

> >         The vibrancy and radiance of your energy shines a light on the
> > darkest nights and deepest corners of the unconscious.

> > 7. "You have the most beautiful satellites"

> >         The satellites being part of the physical aspect of SIRI, the FM-5
> > satellite launched this year being one of the most technologically
> > advanced satellites in space.

> > 8. "Is there really anything more to say?"

> >         Valuing the company on the physical aspect  alone would be as
> > superficial as judging a women on her lovely breasts alone. There
> > should be a deeper connection.

> > 9. "The content of your heart I do Love best"

> >         That deeper connection being the intellectual relationship with SIRI
> > due to the superior audio content she provides. The best music, talk,
> > news, sports, comedy and kid shows on radio. Crystal clear and coast
> > to coast.

> > 10. "The apple of my eye, prettiest one."

> >         For the reasons above and below, I consider SIRI to be the best radio
> > on radio, and award her a Golden Apple, engraved with the letter "K,"
> > for the Greek word "Kallisti," which translates "to the fairest/ most
> > beautiful."This may cause much discord and jealousy among other less
> > profitable radio and media companies, whose inferior and dissonant
> > alternatives and poor business model will leave them bankrupt of
> > everything.

> >         I suppose the letter "K" could also represent our fearless leader,
> > Mel Karmazin, who navigated our SIRI ship through the most tumultuous,
> > tempestuous seas in a time of great economic despair.

> > 11. "Streaming Love, you're so different from the rest,"

> >         The content SIRI streams through satellites and WIFI is of a
> > benevolent, loving, nature, conscious of the needs of it's listeners.
> > An example being the live broadcast of Phish's Festival 8 Concert on
> > Halloween Weekend. Three days and eight sets of music to be enjoyed
> > live, for those who were not lucky enough to be at the THE8TRE in the
> > flesh.

> > 12. "Warming millions like the life giving sun"

> >         Referencing the 18.5 million (and growing) subscribers who feel that
> > SIRIUS XM RADIO enhances their lives.

> > 13. "My Love for you Girl is forever long"

> >         This speaks of that fact that my relationship with SIRI is that of a
> > long term investment, rather than being a day trader or shorter.

> >         Or it could be descriptive of the long, bouncing boner I get when
> > listening to the female DJ's on the Jam On Channel, for example.

> > 14. "The proof is in the pudding and this song!"

> >         The proof of my Love for ~~~S~I~R~I~~~G~I~R~L~~~ is in the pudding we
> > make when I Stir Her Pot, or in the fact that I took the time to write
> > this sonnet, or song.

> > Let us go and sing it on the mountain!

> > LONG SIRI