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Bernanke Plays `Whac-A-Mole' With Turmoil in Markets (Update3)

nhar...@gmail.com

Even in this dark (black?) Monday morning, this headline had me in
tears...just thinking about ol' BandAid Ben in the local Chuck-E-
Cheeses playing Whac-A-Mole with a bag of 20's, and George Bush
yelling "Ooohhh!  There's another...Git'em, Ben!"

What would Captain Edward John Smith do?